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Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

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cubebreaker:

Japan’s Nabana no Sato Botanical Garden used over 7,000,000 LED lights to create this amazing tribute to nature featuring displays of rainbows, auroras, and Mt. Fuji.

darklunaris:

"legion bastards…"

darklunaris:

"legion bastards…"

posted Sep.15.14 + 4 notes + reblog
caswitch:

AU where Peter and Gamora settle down and get married and have kids and nothing bad ever happens ever.

caswitch:

AU where Peter and Gamora settle down and get married and have kids and nothing bad ever happens ever.

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

(Source: nickiroyale)

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

— Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)

aatropos:

raging-raichel:

aryll:

mutisija:

villancikos:

The Anatomy of a mermaid

yes, thanks.
i hate when people draws mermaid’s tail like it was some sort of goddamn suit on normal human legs like this:

it just doesnt work

christmas has come early

Thank you.

christ thanks so much

aatropos:

raging-raichel:

aryll:

mutisija:

villancikos:

The Anatomy of a mermaid

yes, thanks.

i hate when people draws mermaid’s tail like it was some sort of goddamn suit on normal human legs like this:

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it just doesnt work

christmas has come early

Thank you.

christ thanks so much

dookie-art:

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my half of an art trade with mrvhs. I hope you like it??

daughter-of-the-genophage:

OOC: Crap sketch practicing with Grunt, but had fun though :D Human!Grunt inspired by Makani’s renditions. Tried to make my own design.

daughter-of-the-genophage:

OOC: Crap sketch practicing with Grunt, but had fun though :D Human!Grunt inspired by Makani’s renditions. Tried to make my own design.

pinupcitizen:

Shepard is actually very sentimental

pinupcitizen:

Shepard is actually very sentimental

barbalarga:

more of our inspirational whiteboards(it keeps him up at night)

barbalarga:

more of our inspirational whiteboards
(it keeps him up at night)

fuckyeahbioware:

I believe this is by 72Stars!

fuckyeahbioware:

I believe this is by 72Stars!

paintsplotch:

How can anyone not like Krogans they’re kind of the best.

paintsplotch:

How can anyone not like Krogans they’re kind of the best.