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Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

Hi, I'm Audio! I periodically reblog a lot of words and occasionally attempt to write some. Don't even ask me what kind of blog this is because i don't really know myself??? Thank you for stopping by!

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jademere:

Painting of Amaterasu

jademere:

Painting of Amaterasu

(Source: jademere.deviantart.com)

spookbee:

madithefreckled:

still trying to figure out what designs I like best but here’s more sketches

these tears are real

spookbee:

madithefreckled:

still trying to figure out what designs I like best but here’s more sketches

these tears are real


Track Name: "I Will Wait"
Played: 16800 times

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

Artist: La Santa Cecilia
Track Name: "The Apology Song"
Played: 17386 times

(Source: thisparadiseishell)

falloutboy2013:

khymeira:

howtobeafuckinglady:

please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is 

What a time to be alive

THIS WOMAN CANNOT BE REAL
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
H O W

falloutboy2013:

khymeira:

howtobeafuckinglady:

please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is 

What a time to be alive

THIS WOMAN CANNOT BE REAL

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

H O W

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

And for god’s sake, PUT PRESSURE ON THAT WOUND, DON’T SIT THERE AND WATCH THEM BLEED OUT. I’m talking to you, TV cops.

(via fixyourwritinghabits)

Check for a pulse damn it!

(via onyxthemun)

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PERFORM CPR

(via koosei)

papabay:

put that tongue back inside young man!

papabay:

put that tongue back inside young man!

totalhunk:

missvoltairine:

I PROMISE you that every single depressed person has been told to exercise already, you are never ever ever going to be the first person to suggest that to any depressed person ever.

i started working out to feel less sad, but it just made me sad with great forearms

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

(Source: funnywildlife)

birdloaf:

in which sam is one of us

birdloaf:

in which sam is one of us

sweetcookiecarnival:

summersanimatedworld:

Halloween Icons Part 2 -

Disney Villains…as Princesses

"No one wears this dress like Gaston!"

EDIT :

In case you haven´t seen Scar in the mixed set :)

(He breaks the princess rule, i know.. but i found the idea way to funny)

This has officially become relevant again! :D

Expect new Halloween icons soon and message me if you have ideas! :)

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive